Vote DA

This time it’s for real
Mzanzi’s in trouble
We’ve been down to bottom
And its all corrupted
The government’s gone mad
Talking trash in the gutter
They’ve sanitised social media
So that it’s no bother
That fucking poes Hendrick Verwoerd
He allegedly said way back when
That Mzanzi’d give back Suid Afrika
Or we’d be all quite dead
Twenty-five years after
The advent of democracy
We were supposed to capitulate
To the colonial greed
But we’re here, we’re standing
Strong and ready to fight
No-one from Africa can tell
Us to corrupt our plight
We won’t be bamboozled
By where-where criminals lying
Saying they’ve got a Juju
That’ll keep the Madibas styling
We won’t be conned by our
Very own Bantu brethren either
Whether they got masks
Or better Mutis we don’t care
If you live here in Mzanzi
Don’t front for your hometown
Mzanzi UNITED wherever you
Have originally come from
We ask that you consider
The reality of Mandela’s crew
They’ve fought for South Africa
For thirty long years it’s true
But the ANC is broken,
It’s fucked up properly for sure
It can’t make decisions, it can’t even
Show the corrupt ones out the door
Everything the ANC does
Turns to shit right well away
Corrupted and Cadre’d it
Gets fucked up by the Comrades
And we have inspected the
Other parties in parliament
They all have something to offer
But you can’t bet on it
We have chosen these Democrats
Because they can handle the heat
We’ve tested their Generals
And they cannot be beat
Whether the British or Americans
Europeans or Asians come
To tell us in the game
That South Africa hasn’t won
The Russians can’t beat these ou’s
They’ve got Bratva in spades
The Chinese are afraid of
The way the Democrats get paid
The Democratic Alliance wins
For all of South Africa first
The Democratic Alliance pays
For the South African thirst
We will not promise you stars
And rainbows and pipedreams
And we are certain that the
Syndicates will definitely agree
The Democratic Alliance is
Solvent unlike the bankrupt ANC
The Democratic Alliance doesn’t
Need to use the tender lottery
In playing the game, that pits
Dog against dog, with money on the ground
The Democratic Alliance is the best
Hope we have in every Mzanzi town
I have fought for Liberty and have
Played every game in the world
I have broken every service in
Every government’s name and turn
I’m telling you the facts that
Are relevant at this time
No magic, no luck, no bribe
And no kickback waiting on any line
The Democratic Alliance will win
And make a solvent government
The Democratic Alliance won’t get
Fucked up while solving it
We can prove that we don’t take
Instructions from those stealing
The Democratic Alliance will fight
For God-given national healing
There’s no better time to choose
To Vote for the DA
The other options are weak
And can’t fight for you anyway
We see that there are pretenders
Who choon lakker and wys GOOD
But what happens to principles
When the ANC offers loot
We hear the stories and
Soap operas from the defectors
Who left the DA to start their
Factions up with lectures
But seriously are they Liberal
It seems only time will tell
We can’t trust them this time
As the country’s at stake as well
So wherever you are Mzanzi
I hope you’re safe and secure
And please vote DA when the
Elections come knocking on your door.

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